Thursday, May 24, 2007

I don't think we're alone now — Tiffany is new co-owner of Shea's fantasy team

INTERCOURSE, Pa. — Move over Thea Andrews — a new fantasy football era is set to begin.
After several months of agony, the "Entertainment Tonight" correspondent has left her role as co-owner of Tim Shea's 2006 championship fantasy football team.
The new owner — Tiffany, the famous mall singer and current cast member of VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club."
With the ownership change comes a team name change as well.
Goodbye "Probing Thea Andrews." Hello "Tiffany at Breakfast."
The wheels began turning on the ownership change several months ago as Andrews, former co-host of ESPN's "Cold Pizza," began her new job as an "ET" correspondent.
Andrews now is pursuing every possible angle of the Anna Nicole Smith saga — the lost Malibu tapes, the millions that baby Danielynn will inherit — and in a mutual agreement, said she no longer will serve as Shea's co-owner.
"Thea just became way too obsessed with Anna Nicole," Shea said. "She was taking planes to Bermuda, California, Texas ... she just had no time to serve in her role as co-owner, which is basically to make me happy and take care of my needs."
Shea said the last straw was when he overheard Andrews during a phone conversation.
"It just freaked me out," Shea said. "She was saying, 'Hi Danielynn, this is your Aunt Thea. I miss you sooooo much.' It was time for her to go"
Shea said Andrews' alleged engagement and blonder hair had little to do with the decision.
"We wish Thea the best of luck in her endeavors," Shea said. "It's just time to move on."
After considering several other options, now moving into Amish country is Tiffany, the 35-year-old mall singer who is still living off her 15 minutes of fame.
Tiffany's biggest adjustment as the new co-owner will be the lack of malls in the area.
"I'm glad I'm here, but I don't know how my career is going to survive," Tiffany said. "It's a nice area, but where's the Orange Julius or Piercing Pagoda? Don't the Amish realize how good an Orange Julius really is?"
Shea said he made his decision after seeing Tiffany on "Celebrity Fit Club."
"Wow, she is just ADORABLE," Shea said. "Thank God she's still living off her 15 mintues of fame. If not for VH1, I'd have never even thought of her as an owner."
Shea is hoping Tiffany will start her role as co-owner, which is basically to make him happy and take care of his needs, as soon as possible.
"She still wants to lose weight? God, she's fine now," Shea said. "She needs to get away from Dustin Diamond (Screech from "Saved by the Bell") and get here ASAP."
None of the other league owners commented on the move, saying they were too busy trying to get in touch with Debbie Gibson's agent.

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