INTERCOURSE, Pa. — Following an emergency management meeting on Thursday, Tiffany at Breakfast co-owner Tim Shea announced he is strongly considering changing the name of his fantasy football franchise.
"We're having problems with the 'Tiffany at Breakfast' name." Shea said. "We've had too many people come up to me and talk about their excitement about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' coming here.
"Heck, I've even screwed up the name already. Look at the last story that was printed about the team. It had the team name as 'Breakfast at Tiffany.' Doh!!!"
Shea revealed that he had a moment Thursday afternoon where he came up with the perfect team name, along the lines of his previous team name, Probing Thea Andrews.
"Showering with Tiffany," Shea said. "It was just one of those moments. I have no idea where the hell that came from, but I think it's a stroke of genius."
After the painful breakup of the Andrews-Shea pairing, the co-owner finally has found bliss.
"I live in Amish country, I own a championship fantasy football franchise and I'm showering with Tiffany," Shea said. "Isn't that every man's fantasy?"
Upon hearing the news, Brad Pitt, who is being considered for the lead role in a motion picture about Shea's life, agreed with the co-owner's assessment.
"Wow, that's unbelievable," Pitt said. "Who wouldn't want to be in Tim's shoes right now. Or in his shower? I'm stuck with Angelina and a bunch of kids that we've adopted from Third World countries. Man, my guidance counselor really screwed me over somewhere down the line."
Tiffany, who weighed in at 136 pounds on Thursday in keeping with Shea's weight-range requirement, was unavailable for comment. She apparently was meeting with representatives of Bath & Body Works to bring a store to Intercourse.
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