Tiffany on search to acquire last name

INTERCOURSE, Pa. — Running backs, quarterbacks and wide receivers were among the topics discussed by Showering With Tiffany co-owner Tim Shea at a Wednesday afternoon press conference.
Meanwhile, Shea's fellow owner, mall singer Tiffany, engaged the reporters about — well, an engagement.
Shea discussed draft strategy for the 2007 fantasy football season, and the conversation began with running backs.
"It's highly likely we're going to go with running backs with our first two picks," Shea said. "We'll have to see what position we're going to be drafting. If we get the No. 1 pick, it's pretty much a lock that LaDanian Tomlinson will be our choice."
"LaDanian Tomlinson — that name has a nice ring to it," Tiffany said while pointing to her left ring finger. "Get it — a nice RING to it? Nice RING? RING? Hello???? Tim, can you hear me?"
Shea then turned his attention to quarterbacks, which usually have been neglected during the draft until last season.
"Carson Palmer and Donovan McNabb were critical to our success last season, then we picked up Drew Brees off the waiver wire," Shea said. "Needless to say, we were extremely fortunate. We're currently engaged in conversations with several quarterbacks who could be playing here this season."
"Currently ENGAGED in conversations?" Tiffany said while shoving her left ring finger in Shea's face. "Get it? ENGAGED in conversations? ENGAGED? RING? ENGAGED? Anybody home up there?"
Shea then focused on wide receivers.
"Who knows what will happen with wide receivers," Shea said. "There are a lot of good ones out there. My proposal is to get at least two solid starters in the first six rounds."
"My PROPOSAL?" an exasperated Tiffany replied. "Do you need me to spell it out for you? PROPOSAL? ENGAGED? RING? POP THE QUESTION? Do you even care? Don't you love me? HELLOOOOOO!!!!"
Shea refused to pop the question on Wednesday, citing the "Give Tiffany a Last Name" contest currently go on. Shea currently ranks third in the contest behind Martin and Ebersole.